Jamaican Dreams

Swimsuit top: Saha c/o Sundance Beach | Swimsuit Bottom: Saha c/o Sundance Beach | Hat: forever 21

CANNOT.

As in cannot get enough of this Saha swimsuit from Sundance Beach. I have kind of a larger badonkadonk (when feeling especially body-consious, I refer to it as being pear-shaped) which can prove to be difficult when finding swim bottoms. I have always strayed away from ‘strappy’ side bottoms for fear of looking strange… but these bottoms are heavenly! I feel like I never want to go back to tie-side string bottoms.

Did I mention that if you go to Jamaica you WILL be offered weed?

In fact, one of the first memories of our cruise was getting on our shuttle to the boat. A couple in their later 50’s were just getting back. The guy said, “Have fun! You’ll love the Caribbean. We even smoked with the locals in Jamaica!”

hilarious.

& we were offered ganja at leaaast ten times. no exaggeration.

Of course, we don’t smoke weed.

Which leads me to my next story…

We got in a cab (they are all just people who own cars and drive you around) and a large (like Biggie Smalls large!) guy started offering us  a smoke after we talked with him for a minute.

I quickly said, “Thanks, but we don’t smoke!”

He laughed and said, “oh! Don’t worry, I gotcha! Here’s a [weed] brownie!”

when we turned him down, he continued to open up his glove box and offer us bourbon and then a cuban cigar when we turned down the drank.

Spencer and I got a kick out of this.

He had probably not seen straighter people in his life!

Sorry, Notorious, my party days are long over.